"Well At Least I'm Not Short, Fat and Ugly."
"HEY!..I Am Not Short!!"

Who loves 35 cent wing night?

WE DO!
WE DO!

I wanna get down and kiss the feet of the founder of Buffalo Wild Wings, really I do.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOINNGG???"

pop-up ads are annoying, expecially when you are looking for riddles and you get a slew of porn ads. yikes! then again, if your looking for girls who are barely 18 would you get a bunch of pop-ups for riddles? how exactly does it work?

Meanwhile somewhere totally different:

I hope "Cinnabuns" and "Courtney" realize their love soon. then THEY can get married.

i hate to admit it, but i think the plan that we've been coming up with regarding what to do when the zombies attack...might not work. i'm really concerned that there might some flaws in our plan. so we may have to regroup. however...when the terrorists, spies or dinosaurs attack, we're all set.

"It's A Condom"..."It's So True"

I faux finished a wall today. i did...all by myself. in part of the massive reconstruction of the upstairs into a Tuscan Paradise, the foyer wall leading into the dining room was painted "navajo red". That apparantly translates into "poop brown" in my book. i know, i know...it's not my house so i don't say anything, but really, i had to draw the line somewhere. and boy was i ever vocal about it. yesterday i had finally had enough and today i toned the poo wall down a few notches. the color we picked out to compliment the doodie ended up looking like the "flesh" colored crayon right out of the crayola box. doesn't sound very attractive i know (who wants to take their interior from "nature's gift" to an infants bottom at changing time), but it really does look good. everything turned out a nice "rusty al fresco". I'm so proud and it only took 5 hours. now i want to faux finish everthing (my dog's next).

oh! it's all so Martha Stewart! i could just puke. next thing you know i'll be making my own marshmallows and toothpaste.

It's a Good Thing.

"Lesbians LOVE Whale Watching"

alright, you've pestered me enough and you didn't follow the clues, so here it is:

What I Really Think.

I had the strangest experience in class yesterday, i was on the table and we were doing a cranial palpation excercise that lasted 'bout 20 minutes and i totally checked out. totally. gone. disassociated...but not in a bad way really. and as i was about to start snoring, i came back and "jumped" back into my body. (it was all very Shirley McClaine) but the best part is that when i came back i was really hyperaware of everything going on in the room. AND...i started seeing all these colors bleeding into eachother, my own private light show. and my partner doing the excercise with me experienced it too! how strange and cool all at the same time.

And to think...all that money i wasted on drugs in my youth. Who knew?!

"Candy, The Real Terror"

Things we've learned:

A) I can't bowl to save my life.

and really...that's about it, that's what i learned last night.

I joined a bowling league. i dont' know why, but it sounded fun, and it is! however i didn't take into consideration my lack of ability in the bowling arena.

oh well live and learn, as the kids like to say.

Queen Lativa Got West Niles While Looking For An Andaconda!!Really, she did!

OK, i know, it's been a long time. I can't lie and say i've had alot going on or anything, i've just been lazy. What have i been up to in this big ol gap in time? Let's see...

• I went out and saw Big Bad Voodoo Daddy again this weekend, with my Dad...for free. That's always good.
• We've been stolen from at work, that's right, someone is stealing monies from the establishment. Polygraphs have been threatened...whatever.
• I'm done with another quarter at school. Neuroanatomy goodness is no more. Pathology is up next. The price of school books is outrageous, it's highway robbery really...and that's coming from me and i work in the movie theater industry!
• There's remodeling going on at home, the entire upstairs is being renovated (i think some people have seen way too much HGTV), so i've been sequestered to the basement. i could be cleaning, but actually i'm really just sleeping.
• School's back in for all the kiddies and we are ever sooo slow at work. I'm trying to find ways to occupy my time...perhaps updating my blog, (hey wait a minute!). Then again, who really wants to see Anacondas 2?

Not really much going on.

My birthday is coming up...i wanna' go to vegas anyone wanna be my date?