"A Special Club Night For Short or 'Bite-Sized' Gay Men?...Bite-Sized? So Is That Like 'Homo-Popables' Or Something?"
i went out again last night, is this a kooky trend or what? we went to Charlie's the gay cowboy bar. you know, Brokeback Nightclub. anyway, it was karoke night. and let me tell you this...some of those boys could fuckin' SING! holy shit! i think at one point i think we saw jesus! it was great. it was also christopher's b-day. horray! he got somebody's number, so he may have gotten a happy birthday after all if you know what i mean :wink, wink, nudge, nudge:
something disturbing though:
i'm in no way a fashion-ista, but what's up with men wearing jeans and a t-shirt and then going and tucking their t-shirt into their jeans? i mean, are they trying to "dress it up" a bit? make it all fancy? go out to dinner in their sunday-best-Nascar-shirt or something? OH! and it's even worse with jean shorts. (and PLEASE... don't get me started on jean shorts, ugh)
somebody, please...help me understand.
that's all, thanks
4.18.2006
4.15.2006
"I Do Like That Tie...Hey Dude, Remember When We Had Hair?"
"Um, Vaguely"
so i just ran into a very good friend of mine, Jeff Jentz!!
i havent seen this guy since his 30th birthday a couple of years ago!!!
how exciting!!
you may notice all the explanation points...i'm excited, really i am. you see, i met jeff about 13 years ago when we were fresh out of high scool and workin' at the theater. i can't even begin to tell you the trouble we got ourselves into (on and off the record). but to tell you the truth seeing him and his kids really brightened my day. it's always nice to run into friends like jeff that you haven't seen in years and years and it's just like you saw eachother yesterday. to be honest with you...it's nice to know that you'll always be loved!
Jeffey...YOU KICK ASS!
"Um, Vaguely"
so i just ran into a very good friend of mine, Jeff Jentz!!
i havent seen this guy since his 30th birthday a couple of years ago!!!
how exciting!!
you may notice all the explanation points...i'm excited, really i am. you see, i met jeff about 13 years ago when we were fresh out of high scool and workin' at the theater. i can't even begin to tell you the trouble we got ourselves into (on and off the record). but to tell you the truth seeing him and his kids really brightened my day. it's always nice to run into friends like jeff that you haven't seen in years and years and it's just like you saw eachother yesterday. to be honest with you...it's nice to know that you'll always be loved!
Jeffey...YOU KICK ASS!
"Fuck You, I'm Only Six Minutes Late."
so i hung out with Hansi last week. it was good times. i haven't talked to her for a really long time. we met at JR's to play catch up, which was nice...loud, but nice. then i'm not really sure what got into us but we felt like going out.
yeah yeah i know we were already out, but you know, we wanted..."OUT".
we headed down to Trax (formerly DREAM, formerly Trax 2000) i ran into my old friend shanti working the door. we exchanged emails and a quick smooch through the bullet-proof glass. it was cool seeing her even though it was a short and sweet reunion. but once we got in, um... the music was BAD. beyond bad. it was "circuit" bad. yeah, there were go-go dancers actually on platforms twirling around flourescent flags...uh, that's so 10 years ago (and it wasn't cool back then either). they moved some stuff around there since i'd been there last (about 3 years ago?). they have this great hallway connecting the two rooms with this big long bench that changes colors...long story short, it's a great place to park it and judge people. and let me tall ya', we had no shortage of material. there were so many drunk wasted 'mo's it was rediculous. and who died and went to heaven?...me! (like i said, good times!)
we hung out in the "80's" room for a while and attempted to flirt with people just to toy with their emotions. all that got us was a really akward conversation with a drag queen who kept telling me to tell people i got my hat in berlin and not at Target. (whatever) it all ended when she/he slammed me up against the wall and said "you remind me of my brother"...
...um, no.
the best part though was when the dj played Thriller (yes, that Thriller) and everybody in the room started freak dancing. um, now i'm not normaly one to dis the occasional "freak dance", but Thriller?! really?? Vincent Price's spooky rap doesn't really light a spark in my loins, let alone get me goin' enough to grab the person next to me and grind our crotches together for six minutes. ugh. that was enough, we headed back into the main room and i was stopped dead in my tracks (literally, no lie. back me up on this hansi.) by the, no...THE most beautiful person ever. and the question about the object of my affection was tossed around. (and if you know me really well, you know what that question is!) obviously we had to stick around and dance a bit. (the music was better by then) we just couldn't figure out what was going on with my object's click. the whole "are they, aren't they" vibe was falling off them like confetti. ah, well the world may never know. maybe we should just be happy knowing how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-roll tootsie-pop. :sigh:
so i hung out with Hansi last week. it was good times. i haven't talked to her for a really long time. we met at JR's to play catch up, which was nice...loud, but nice. then i'm not really sure what got into us but we felt like going out.
yeah yeah i know we were already out, but you know, we wanted..."OUT".
we headed down to Trax (formerly DREAM, formerly Trax 2000) i ran into my old friend shanti working the door. we exchanged emails and a quick smooch through the bullet-proof glass. it was cool seeing her even though it was a short and sweet reunion. but once we got in, um... the music was BAD. beyond bad. it was "circuit" bad. yeah, there were go-go dancers actually on platforms twirling around flourescent flags...uh, that's so 10 years ago (and it wasn't cool back then either). they moved some stuff around there since i'd been there last (about 3 years ago?). they have this great hallway connecting the two rooms with this big long bench that changes colors...long story short, it's a great place to park it and judge people. and let me tall ya', we had no shortage of material. there were so many drunk wasted 'mo's it was rediculous. and who died and went to heaven?...me! (like i said, good times!)
we hung out in the "80's" room for a while and attempted to flirt with people just to toy with their emotions. all that got us was a really akward conversation with a drag queen who kept telling me to tell people i got my hat in berlin and not at Target. (whatever) it all ended when she/he slammed me up against the wall and said "you remind me of my brother"...
...um, no.
the best part though was when the dj played Thriller (yes, that Thriller) and everybody in the room started freak dancing. um, now i'm not normaly one to dis the occasional "freak dance", but Thriller?! really?? Vincent Price's spooky rap doesn't really light a spark in my loins, let alone get me goin' enough to grab the person next to me and grind our crotches together for six minutes. ugh. that was enough, we headed back into the main room and i was stopped dead in my tracks (literally, no lie. back me up on this hansi.) by the, no...THE most beautiful person ever. and the question about the object of my affection was tossed around. (and if you know me really well, you know what that question is!) obviously we had to stick around and dance a bit. (the music was better by then) we just couldn't figure out what was going on with my object's click. the whole "are they, aren't they" vibe was falling off them like confetti. ah, well the world may never know. maybe we should just be happy knowing how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-roll tootsie-pop. :sigh:
4.11.2006
"I Don't Want To Be Sold...I Wanna' Dance!"
um...some faves of mine:
http://www.hotfreelayouts.com/music.php
um...some faves of mine:
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4.08.2006
"Ask Him If He's Bald Everywhere."
or...
Coachella 2005 Revisited pt. IV
or...
Just How Big Is That Damn Tent Anyway?!
alright. so these pics aren't mine, i nabbed them off the Coachella website. (I'll get this out of the way, all photos www.coachella.com)
really this tent is HUGE. it'll be interesting to see what the Madonna crowd will be like in here:
or...
Coachella 2005 Revisited pt. IV
or...
Just How Big Is That Damn Tent Anyway?!
alright. so these pics aren't mine, i nabbed them off the Coachella website. (I'll get this out of the way, all photos www.coachella.com)
really this tent is HUGE. it'll be interesting to see what the Madonna crowd will be like in here:
it liooks like this one was taken from the stage
at night it's all lit up and pretty...mmm flowers.
at the end of the night the dj booth goes bye bye and the screen/curtain (scurtain? cureen?!) pulls away and behind it there is a full stage. it looks like this was The Prodigy4.03.2006
4.01.2006
"I Ate My Best Friend...I Totally Ate Carla!"
ok, so here's the deal:
i haven't posted much about my progress with W2 because i felt i could have been doing better, and last week was just a total mess. but i had a really good weigh in this morning and i'm feeling better. let me break it down for ya':
2/26 - initial weigh in: 242.2 lbs / loss: none / total loss: none (lard ass)
3/5 - first week: 236.4 lbs / loss: -6.2 lbs / total loss: 6.2 lbs.
3/12 - second week: 232.4 lbs / loss: -4.0 lbs / total loss: 10.2 lbs.
3/19 - third week: 229.4 lbs / loss: -3.0 lbs / total loss: 13.2 lbs.
3/25 - fourth week: 231.8 lbs / gain: +2.4 lbs / total loss: 10.8 lbs.
4/1 - fifth week: 226.2 lbs / loss: -5.6 lbs / total loss: 16.4 lbs.
i'm feeling MUCH better about all this after today.
in other news, i friend of mine had his movie premier at the Paramount Theater last night, it was good. i'm really proud of him. WAY TO GO BILLY BOY! we ran into wade and tara there. after dinner (Cheesecake Factory, yummy!) we met wade and tara (Wara...Twade?) at some bar in LoDo along with paul and his wife (i can never remember her name...Kari, Kara...Karen?) it was fun. i think we may have made some people uncomfortable cause paul and i immediately fell into our old pattern of verbal abuse. (i TOTALLY miss it!) it really just came down to giving each other shit, in a brotherly-love sorta' way. and, as usual, wade just sat there with his face buried in his hands...mmm, just like old times. all that was missing was scott and his red face. i love 'em all.
ok, so here's the deal:
i haven't posted much about my progress with W2 because i felt i could have been doing better, and last week was just a total mess. but i had a really good weigh in this morning and i'm feeling better. let me break it down for ya':
2/26 - initial weigh in: 242.2 lbs / loss: none / total loss: none (lard ass)
3/5 - first week: 236.4 lbs / loss: -6.2 lbs / total loss: 6.2 lbs.
3/12 - second week: 232.4 lbs / loss: -4.0 lbs / total loss: 10.2 lbs.
3/19 - third week: 229.4 lbs / loss: -3.0 lbs / total loss: 13.2 lbs.
3/25 - fourth week: 231.8 lbs / gain: +2.4 lbs / total loss: 10.8 lbs.
4/1 - fifth week: 226.2 lbs / loss: -5.6 lbs / total loss: 16.4 lbs.
i'm feeling MUCH better about all this after today.
in other news, i friend of mine had his movie premier at the Paramount Theater last night, it was good. i'm really proud of him. WAY TO GO BILLY BOY! we ran into wade and tara there. after dinner (Cheesecake Factory, yummy!) we met wade and tara (Wara...Twade?) at some bar in LoDo along with paul and his wife (i can never remember her name...Kari, Kara...Karen?) it was fun. i think we may have made some people uncomfortable cause paul and i immediately fell into our old pattern of verbal abuse. (i TOTALLY miss it!) it really just came down to giving each other shit, in a brotherly-love sorta' way. and, as usual, wade just sat there with his face buried in his hands...mmm, just like old times. all that was missing was scott and his red face. i love 'em all.
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