Don't ever give pork green chili to Muslims

so i've come to learn today that we shouldn't kill wasps 'cause apparently they eat mosquitoes. and we all know how important that is with this WestNile nastiness still going on and stuff. Wasps are apparently our friends and we shouldn't kill them...ok?

So i was hanging out with some actors last night, not like people who are in drama classes or anything like that but real ACTORS. that's right! so we're out and about having drinks and it was so weird sitting at a table with all these people being all loud, trying to be the funniest, interrupting each other, over reacting and vying to be the center of attention...so i fit in just perfectly.

DID YOU KNOW?...
apparently all the rage is soon going to be acrylic toenails?!
no seriously, a friend of mine turned me onto this trend last night. at first i thought it was just another freakish beauty trend, but lo and behold, there's more!!!
some lady came into her shop (er, salon) and had a big toe "issue". she had some infection that consumed the middle section of her big toe and all this poor gal was left with was just a little toenail on each side with a big ol' island of skin in the middle. after much sculpting (and blood, sweat and tears i'm assuming) this sad dejected lady was all in a fluff because she could now wear sandals in the summer...it's not just beauty people, it's changing lives...
one toenail at a time.

FUN WITH FAKE SKIN!!
so here's a fun game you can play with your co-workers.

item's needed:
1 workplace
1 bottle of glue
1 co-worker with a germ/foot/dead skin phobia

do you remember when you were a kid and you put elmer's glue all over your hand and let it dry and then would peel off the big hand shaped glue sheet? it's even more fun when you make a ton of them and leave them all over your co-workers work space...notebooks, in-boxes, phone receivers, pen jar.

Next week FUN WITH BABY SPITTLE!!