6.24.2004

"I'm Not Totally Opposed To Going Raw"

I was thinking today about how much I really hate Hummers (the cars). They are such a big dumb waste of time. Now I know that they are status vehicles and stuff...but by driving one around you're not even really telling everyone how rich you are, you're just telling them how dumb you are. (10 miles per gallon...I mean really.)

I've notice lots of people with lots of things going on in their lives as of late. Not to worry, it'll all work out for ya' and I'm always here to lean on. (you know who you are)

6.21.2004

OH YEAH!!!:

If I'm going to start a rock band I'm going to name it:

CHARLENE AND THE MEOW MEOW GIRLS!
That Rocks!....no, I rock!
"Then Stop Licking Your Hands"

Question: What do monkeys wear?

Answer: Have you ever worn little hats?

There is this guy who works for our company, he's our I.T. guy to be more specific. He has the most awful memo writing skills ever. Which just adds to the list of things about him that annoy me. For instance he has no personality, which normally isn't a big deal...but he thinks he's funny. Have you ever been around someone who has nothing in the personality department and thinks he's the funniest thing on earth....Wait a minute....Don't answer that.

Quoteable quote of the day: "Sometimes ten people only look like four" -Jenna

6.19.2004

Did You Take The Pills Or Did You Flush Them?!

ok....really? My email account is all screwy! if you need to get ahold of me (and YOU know who you are...BUSEX)try me at this email account:

djphatkat@davidbowie.com

TTFN!!

6.03.2004

It's No Wonder I'm Not 900 Pounds

I try to make it a point to write about really dumb things on this blog and I'm finding that I have nothing remotly silly to talk about today.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!

Now I know that my life is most certainly boring enough to have plenty of pointless crap to talk about...but today i'm a t a loss.
Today in liu of dumb stories, here are some dumb links:

Snackie Poo
Who loves Ill-MItch? WE DO, WE DO!!!
Betty Bowers is better than you, and don't you forget it!
Who Loves Clown Porn?
Not these people.
An employee's neighbor

I'm sorry....that's all i got.