It's No Wonder I'm Not 900 Pounds

I try to make it a point to write about really dumb things on this blog and I'm finding that I have nothing remotly silly to talk about today.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!

Now I know that my life is most certainly boring enough to have plenty of pointless crap to talk about...but today i'm a t a loss.
Today in liu of dumb stories, here are some dumb links:

Snackie Poo
Who loves Ill-MItch? WE DO, WE DO!!!
Betty Bowers is better than you, and don't you forget it!
Who Loves Clown Porn?
Not these people.
An employee's neighbor

I'm sorry....that's all i got.