"That's it, I'm going to learn how to play the bagpipes...and the recorder"

I always find it fun to meet new people. In fact it's something I'm always down for. Especially online. There is nothing more fun than IM'ing a total stranger and just saying "hi". I guess it would take someone off guard to just get a random IM from a total stranger, you know in a "the call is coming from inside the house..." sorta way. but my intentions are always good and i try to be as polite as possible. It is a safe way to make friends...especially if they're cute

sometimes it works out...sometimes it doesn't. ah well, can't blame a guy for trying, right?

OH YEAH - did I mention that I am sick? Oh yes. I have the Olympic Fever. It's like a sick addiction, i know, but it happens every time. Every Single Time. I just can't help it. I'm up till all hours of the night, scrambling in the morning before work and school to find a blank video tape. OH LAWDY! It's awful. If there was ever a justification for me to run out right now and buy myself some TiVO...this is it!!

I guess I just need the sniffiling, sneezing, gymnastics, swimming, badmitten, boxing, coughing, aching, cycling, shot put, running, decathalon, so you can rest medicine.

fyi - Paul Hamm is my new hero.

"AAAGH I'm Blinded By The Bling!!"

What exactly is going on here?!

Strange things are happening to my body. (and not in a "I'm getting armpit hair" sorta' way) First off I have this mystery illness that landed me in the ER a few days ago, and since then I've been in a kaleidoscope daze of painkillers and sleep. Yea Myalgia!!

And now (hic) I have the hiccups (hic), again (hic)....last night I had them (hic) for 3 hours! (hic) What's up (hic, hic) with that. One of My (hic) employees told me to think(hic) of an upside down pine(hic)apple, What the hell's up with that. But (hic) I gotta tell you, it (hic) worked, temporarily (hic) good lord...This (hic) sucks.

quote of the day - "Is it boobs that make you hot? 'Cusifitiz'...then I'm Brad Pitt." - Winnie

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