"AAAGH I'm Blinded By The Bling!!"

What exactly is going on here?!

Strange things are happening to my body. (and not in a "I'm getting armpit hair" sorta' way) First off I have this mystery illness that landed me in the ER a few days ago, and since then I've been in a kaleidoscope daze of painkillers and sleep. Yea Myalgia!!

And now (hic) I have the hiccups (hic), again (hic)....last night I had them (hic) for 3 hours! (hic) What's up (hic, hic) with that. One of My (hic) employees told me to think(hic) of an upside down pine(hic)apple, What the hell's up with that. But (hic) I gotta tell you, it (hic) worked, temporarily (hic) good lord...This (hic) sucks.

quote of the day - "Is it boobs that make you hot? 'Cusifitiz'...then I'm Brad Pitt." - Winnie

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