She's Such A Problem...She's Like An Elongated Marshmellow. She Has Gumby Thighs.

hey ya'll.

well, i went ahead and started Weight Watchers (WW) today. i really need to lose some weight. i told my mom today that i knew it was time to do something cause my underwear were getting tight, not in the waist band...but everywhere else, i think that's when you know you have a problem. actually, i just would like to take off my clothes and not be marked by them. you know what i mean? my official weigh-in this morning was 242.6 lbs. that's the heaviest i think i've been, ever. my goal is to get down to 190-200 lbs. well, and to loose my tubby gut by coachella. i'll be updating my weekly progress here...you've been warned.

btw- we have cable again...I LOVE project runway and (of course) Project Jay.















"Heez ah jeanious und we net hees maahnd." (Photo bravotv.com)

"It's Just, All these Old People...I Feel Like I'm In A Zombie Movie Or Something"

oh yeah, btw - this guy rocks my world. he kicks ass:

good day, and thank you for your time.

"It's Just Really Hard To Draw The Line Between Admiration...And Stalking..."

is it just me or has dick button gotten really bitchy in his old age. seriously.




(hey, i found this!):
Here's a drinking game all skating fans can play the next time ABC broadcasts a skating event.

Here's how you play:

Every player has his or her poison of choice at the ready. Rules are as follows:
Each player picks a skater in the competition. If the skater is known to be one Dick Button likes (Brian Boitano, Paul Wylie, etc.), that player has to drink every time Dick praises him/her for even the slightest little move. If the skater is known to be one Dick Button dislikes (such as Alexei Urmanov), that player has to drink whenever Dick criticizes him/her. If he criticizes the skater for being unmotivated, the player has to chug.
Every time Dick utters the word "nice" or the phrases "first rate," "this young lady," or "this young man," everyone has to take a drink. If he says "HOW nice!", everyone has to chug.
Also, everyone has to chug when Dick calls upon his Harvard erudition to describe a skater, or a situation at a skating event, in a way that only he seems to comprehend (such as calling Kate Robinson "the quintessential pre-Raphaelite heroine").
I hope everyone has fun playing "Hi Dick." I am sure that if you play the game according to the rules, you will wake up at some time the next day with a hangover the size of Dick's ego, muttering, "Who won anyway?"

--"The Dick Button Drinking Game" (first created in 1994) is the invention of Trudi Marrapodi

"...It Really Is The Most Unattractive Language."

sometimes...

I.

Just.

Don't.

Understand.

right?

Go Kick Rocks

i try, i think. i really do. i try and be the bigger person. but hey, you know what?...fuck you, really.

there now that i got that out of the way. it's been a while i know. i've been (sorta) busy and frankly i just haven't felt like posting. however, i do have a few items:

1) sad to find out that a friend of mine has passed away. Lt. Dan left us a few weeks back. he was very sick and didn't make it out of a surgery. his funeral was lovely even though it was in loveland. it was really long, about 2 hours. there was lots of laughing and music and singing. not really appropriate for a funeral...but i think that's how dan would have wanted it.

there was a beer bust at the Wrangler to fundraise for his funeral and medical costs. i think lots of money was raised. i did my part and poured beer, yes i was a beer bitch for an afternoon. it was good times though, almost a bit of an old "family" reunion. i tried to take some pics but it was to dark.











i got one of joel (who put the wole thing together)

2) i saw duncan sheik. that was exciting...er, well it could have been. i loves me some D.S. and all, but what the hell is up with his fan base these days?! it was the oddest group of people i have EVER seen at a concert. how can i put this?...um, it would seem to me...that, um...a vast majority of the people at the concert...may have, perhaps...oh, i don't know...taken time out of their busy dungons and dragons/magic the gathering/star trek watching/renaissance fair/computer game playing schedules to leave the confines of thier caves er, homes to run out for a night of duncan sheik lovin'. now don't get me wrong. i love everybody, i do, really. but i didn't know that he had a market on that particular demographic. and YES, before you say it, it was already brought to my attention..."Well YOU were there". yes, i know. but if i'm out somewhere and i'm not feeling like the biggest nerd there, that's saying ALOT.

there was one guy in particular who just amazed me. now i don't know if any of you have ever really listened to duncan, but his music is pretty mellow. acoustic and...mellow. but there was this guy, i'm not really sure what music he was listening to at the time, but we were listening to duncan sheik. he apparently was listening to, oh i don't know...def leppard maybe? this guy was ROCKING OUT. i tried to take pics of him but they were all blurry cause he was moving so damned fast:


duncan..."mellow".


"a-hold me closer spastic dancerrrr."

i apologize for my little "outburst" at the beginning of the post. but i'm ticked, i am, which reminds me:

3) i'm going to coachella again. horray! Bob is tagging along, and perhaps Real-Estate Rich. good times will be had. Scissor Sisters are performing. :) I Can't Wait!

i guess justin and his crew are going to make an appearance, they should have fun.

seriously, i'm annoyed. and i shouldn't be. but like i said, fuck you, i don't need you...that was the whole point wasn't it? and now you just proved it. asshole.

now i'm off to shake this bullshit negative energy off of me. take care kids.