"It's Just Really Hard To Draw The Line Between Admiration...And Stalking..."

is it just me or has dick button gotten really bitchy in his old age. seriously.




(hey, i found this!):
Here's a drinking game all skating fans can play the next time ABC broadcasts a skating event.

Here's how you play:

Every player has his or her poison of choice at the ready. Rules are as follows:
Each player picks a skater in the competition. If the skater is known to be one Dick Button likes (Brian Boitano, Paul Wylie, etc.), that player has to drink every time Dick praises him/her for even the slightest little move. If the skater is known to be one Dick Button dislikes (such as Alexei Urmanov), that player has to drink whenever Dick criticizes him/her. If he criticizes the skater for being unmotivated, the player has to chug.
Every time Dick utters the word "nice" or the phrases "first rate," "this young lady," or "this young man," everyone has to take a drink. If he says "HOW nice!", everyone has to chug.
Also, everyone has to chug when Dick calls upon his Harvard erudition to describe a skater, or a situation at a skating event, in a way that only he seems to comprehend (such as calling Kate Robinson "the quintessential pre-Raphaelite heroine").
I hope everyone has fun playing "Hi Dick." I am sure that if you play the game according to the rules, you will wake up at some time the next day with a hangover the size of Dick's ego, muttering, "Who won anyway?"

--"The Dick Button Drinking Game" (first created in 1994) is the invention of Trudi Marrapodi