I Couldn't Pass This One Up:

Damn Straight!!!


You rule. in 15 years, you won't be as known as you
are now, but most of the people that will know
you then will like you (or else I'll beat them
with a stick). You're nice to listen to.

What band from the 80s are you?
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"I Was Such A Teenage Girl I Practically Had My First Period Right There!"

so the scissor sisters concert was last night.

it was so dreamy. for real.

i can say that it was, literally, the best concert i've ever been to. (not counting Madonna, cause that was different) i totally got my ass rocked off. i love them so much.

i'm thinking maybe the next time they tour the states i'll follow them in an old VW bus and call myself a "scissor-head" and instead of hemp bracelets and pot brownies i can sell imitation louis vitton bags, feather boas and eclairs spiked with ecstasy out of the back of my van to support myself.

i'll have to start working on that.

"who's yo' babbydaddy?!!!"


OH! and BY THE WAY - to the person(s) who licked every single one of my mints at work and then proceeded to put them back in the tin....YOU'LL GET YOURS!!!!!

BOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

"I Thought The Dude Was Joking, Until I saw His Face"

I was all sad 'cause my chai tea had gone cold.

then

i realized i could just put ice in it and have an Iced Chai.

then

i was happy again.

moral of the story: I'm so easily satisfied it's really, REALLY sad.

"We Fled The World With Smiles and Clenching Jaws"

Yes it's true the Patchwork Girl has indeed come to cinch the deal....

I can't take it! I have this one class on tuesdays that's basically 9 hours of lecture, granted, we have breaks and stuff but it's 9 hours long and it's f&*%ing boring as all hell.

9 HOURS!

i think i've been given the big blow off (and NOT in a good way either). Things were, i thought, going pleasant...then *poof*. the funny thing is that i'm not at all, like, upset or devastated. hmmm, just when you think you're getting to know someone. OH WELL, as Lisa Lisa once sang:

"que sera, que sera"

and she sang it so beautifully.

just read that an online buddy's boyfriend's dad passed away over the holidays, that's sad. we have enough death in the world , especially now, so the last thing we need is our friends and mentors and loved ones and parents leaving us too.

A-train, my heart goes out to you and your man.

...speaking of which i've been thinking of friends past lately, a lot. i really miss some of them. one in particular:

"Cause I'd give everything I have

Forget all the things that bring me joy

If you could have one day

Pure and simple happiness

Until that moment comes

I'll be here where I've always been

I'm gonna be your friend

Until the day I die"

-Scissor Sisters

"There's Something About Pulled Meat That Gets My Juices Flowin' "

What is is about bbq pork? really? all shredded like and in a sandwich? it's probably as good as sex (if memory serves me) i swear it's the best...really

have you ever felt bad when you get food from a resturant with someone and what they got was just AWFUL and yours is yummy delicious?

yeah, me neither.

ticket has been purchased...7 days and counting!!! let the scissor-feista begin!!!!

(even my bbq pork sammich burps taste good)

DID YOU KNOW?:
that they mostly come at night...mostly?

"And By 'Last Night', I Really Meant 'Today' "

OOOOHHH IT'S BEEN A LONG TIIIIME NOWWWW!!!!!

i'm so sorry, and i sincerely say that to all my fan of this blog...all one of you.

to make up for lost time i'll try and make this interesting.

i have a really sick obsession, i do...and i'm not sure if it's healthy or not. i've become obsessed with the band Scissor Sisters. and not in a Teen Beat sorta way, i think it's borderline stalking, but i can't help it. i can't seem to get enough of them, i want to know everything about them, love them, touch them, be friends with them....i want to be a scissor sister.

there i've said it.

but if you my dear reader look into the depths of the phenom that is "la scister", how could you not fall under their mystical-magical-harmonious-fabulous spell? i dare anyone to not want to swallow up anybody who has been called "Hall and Oats on Ecstacy"...I DARE YOU!

So...how are you? great.:

Things are going quite well here, really. the holidays were pleasant and joyous and low key and quiet. you know, just how i like things. OH and bowling league is over, and our team came in like 7th in the league...now, now before you start your thunderous applause i do have to tell you that i think the only way we accomplished that is we all had REALLY high handicaps, (if that can tell you how much we totally sucked)...ok...now you can applaud.

in other news:

it looks like courtney and cinnabuns got a place together...i'm so happy for them, really i am.
hopefully, soon, they can make sweet sweet love down by the fire!