1.25.2005

"I Was Such A Teenage Girl I Practically Had My First Period Right There!"

so the scissor sisters concert was last night.

it was so dreamy. for real.

i can say that it was, literally, the best concert i've ever been to. (not counting Madonna, cause that was different) i totally got my ass rocked off. i love them so much.

i'm thinking maybe the next time they tour the states i'll follow them in an old VW bus and call myself a "scissor-head" and instead of hemp bracelets and pot brownies i can sell imitation louis vitton bags, feather boas and eclairs spiked with ecstasy out of the back of my van to support myself.

i'll have to start working on that.

"who's yo' babbydaddy?!!!"


OH! and BY THE WAY - to the person(s) who licked every single one of my mints at work and then proceeded to put them back in the tin....YOU'LL GET YOURS!!!!!

BOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

As the person accused of such a horrible, disgusting crime as licking mints and putting them back...I do believe that you should perhaps look at the person of which such information slipped out of their mouth as the culprit?? I STAND BY MY INNOCENCE!!!! Do not trust someone who lets secrets flow so loosely from their lying lips!!!! I AM INNOCENT I TELL YA!!!

Sonny said...

mmm hmmm...likely story.

Anonymous said...

Okay already... I admit it... it was me.