11.29.2005

"what would martha do?..."

innocently enough a customer walks up to the service desk to buy gift certificates, and as i sit my fat ass down in the chair i hear...

"RIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP!!!"

i calmly looked at her and said (deadpan) :

"hmmm...i just ripped my pants"

being the nice old lady she was, she was like "oh dear that's awful!"

i replied "not so much awful as it is funny".

THIS. IS. SO. FREAKIN'. HOT! seriously, i could just spit. i'm the only manager on duty so i can't really leave....AND, we're having that walk through from the board of directors (as previously noted in my last post). AH HA HA HA!!! i can't help but laugh....and take pictures:



now i know what it feels like to be Paris Hilton.

please feel free to insert jokes now...
"Did you even take your underwear off...?"

i slept in today. oops. and of all days. i was supposed to pick up one of my employees AND we're having a walk through from the board of directors...my bad. well at least i was scheduled to be here 3 hours before we opened up shop today, and i was only an hour late. i blame my bed, really i do. after years of not having one i bought my self a down comforter...and a down feather bed...and my folks gave me their fluffy down pillows...and i got myself a new duvet and sheet set which are like a zillion thread count. now my bed's like this little oasis of warmth in a troubled, troubled world. but the damned thing just keeps me so comfy i just want to sleep my life away. :sigh:

george dubya is supposed to be in town today. it seems he's appearing at a fundraising luncheon for that bitch marilyn musgrave. (that's right, i said it) what's up with that? doesn't he have better things to do these days? i mean, you know, with war and destruction and economic problems we're having. no, no, no...he should take some time out of his busy schedule to have some brie en cruit with a bunch of stuffy self rightious assholes down at the brown.
"high tea george?"
"party on marilyn!!"
why doesn't he get his ass back to some REAL work and leave the celebrity appearances to paris hilton. they're estimating that his appearance could help her raise up to $300,000 dollars for her petty little cause. our pal marilyn's runnin' a little scared these days because they (whomever "they" are) saying that she's one of the most vulnerable folks up on cap hill. serves the bitch right, and yes, i am in a position to say that. really, all this hag did to get ass into her office in the first place is to chummy up with the religious "right" and kiss some jesus lovin', bible thumpin asses. it's such a sham. i hate her.

yes, i said it...HATE.

11.28.2005

"Rent Rent Rent Rent Rent, RentRentRentRentRentRentRentRentRent!!!"

allrighty, no red bull tonight. however, i'm not normally one to go to St*rbucks (or any other coffee/retail outlet place come to think of it), but i am all about their chai eggnog latte. mmmm...it's a little piece of heaven in a cup, really.

been poking about on some other bloggy-blogs of some people i know and it's really interesting for me to see how politically savvy everyone is these days (which is good). farewell to the days of partying and irresponsibility and HELLOOO to the days of social consciousness. it's just like the dawning of the age of aquarius, except without all the flowers and bellbottoms. wars are being waged, and i don't mean Iraq. there's just so much happening that it's hard to sort out sides, who's against who? which party is right and which party is wrong? who's cause is just and who's is trite? is it really ok to wear white after labor day?! it just never seems to end.

there's been this big ol' fist in the air, fight the man, rise up fervor going around like a bad cold. like i said i think that this is a good thing, but...it's only here. and by "here", i mean on the internet. isn't it kooky? is it the safety of the internet that we find comfort in? or, is it the total anonymity? i mean, there's this safety of voicing your opinion in a forum where no one can retaliate. we all have comment sections on our blogs, BUT...we can choose to ignore them. in fact, we can straight up delete them. wouldn't that be nice? if someone were to be in a public forum voicing their opinion, and they can weed out who can respond and who can ask questions and filter out the questions so that only the one's that justify their views make it through, and....

....oh wait. i think that's been done already.

but that's sorta' my point, right? whatever happened to a good old fashioned in your face, balls to the walls, no holds barred debate?! on the internet, it's so easy to log in, and spew your "truth" from the safety of your own bedroom (and if only your readers REALLY knew what went on in your bedrooms), with no consequence or counter point.

there's this thing that i truly believe. years ago, we only had the print media to get our news from. it was a trusted source. then came radio, and news reels before saturday matinees. then television, and cable...cnn, yummy, right? these sources were trusted to be fair, non-biased...well, "trusted". we came to believe what we read, what we heard and what we saw as the TRUTH. it's how we formed our own opinions, our communities, our culture...our beliefs. it was our window to the world, and dan rather was our tour guide. and then...the internet rolled along. and lo' and behold, everyone with a hard drive and a phone line had a voice. so now everyone with a piece of real estate on the w.w.w. could put forth unto man kind what they felt was their version of the truth. and we, falling into old habits, are still compelled to believe everything that we read MUST BE TRUE. c'mon, it's true. you do it, so do i, we ALL do it. "well, i read it on the internet, so it MUST be true". right?

what i suppose i'm getting at is that we can't believe EVERYTHING that we read, hell...i don't even know if i totally believe what i'm writing right now. but we need to be careful. who knows if what we're reading is coming from some 10 year old kid or some fucker over at *********.com. the internet is shrouded, it's too impersonal. we need a face, and our actions speak much louder than our blogs. to my bloggy brethren...don't stop, keep doing what you're doing. speak your truth, but do it everywhere. do it at work, do it at school, do it at church, do it at home, do it on the street, do it without restraint. put a face to your voice, put a spirit to your truth. be present and LIVE your truth. only then, and ONLY THEN can our voices unite and we can be heard and seen and it's ONLY THEN that the walls can come down, and our revolution will truly have meaning.

11.27.2005

"My Redbull Just Kicked In...LET'S RUN TO THE MALL!"

seriously i gotta' lay off the redbull, it's just that i'bought some the other day to give me a kick start for my black friday shopping gig and now it's just staring at me in the fridge. what the hell else am i supposed to do, right? but i drank the last one today when i got into work, and now i'm crashing.

i reintroduced maddie to her kong. she loves that thing, it's like doggie heroin. i swear to god if i see her out on the street turnin' tricks for kong i'm gonna have to stage an intervention.

so i've been the neglectful bloggy parent again, but let me give you a rundown of my past 8 weeks...work, school, work, school, work, school, school, work, school, work, work, school, work, work, school, school, school, work, school

you get the point, right?

i'm trying to remember all the shit that's happened in the past few months, but sometimes i can barely remember my name so if i left out some stuff, please...do forgive me.

letsee. saw nin. that kicked ass. alot. met up with bob, justin, cristal, miki, matt and pam(olive) in the super special spiral line. we heard the soundcheck which was neat-o and got let in before the public. i felt like an ass, sorta, acting all important (we all were). but fuck it, like the shampoo commercial said...i could because i'm worth it. and the show was good, but you know that.
hey! here's some pics:











here we are a'waitin for the show to start, hey, there's justin in the back!











Miki and Bob right before NIN came out.

um, what else? oh! I'm almost done with school, which is good. everybody keeps saying "oh, that was fast"...really? not for me. but the good news is i have 4 weeks left. i still have to take the CRAP exam (yes, that's what it's called) and the national exam, so i'm not looking forward to that. i'm glad i'm done, i have worked pretty hard for it too. and i'll be paying for a long time too...damn student loans.

i'm moving. to michigan, that should be interesting. and cold. but i don't think it'll be forever, i'm going to try and end up in atlanta sometime within 5 years.

alright i'm tired, still workin' off my turkey hangover. when i remember more i'll post again.

11.26.2005

YOU DIDN'T HEAR THIS FROM ME!.....


snooty rich david is almost practically engaged! they're looking at rings, and nobody's supposed to know....

....oops, my bad.


i hope her family is rich enough.