"what would martha do?..."

innocently enough a customer walks up to the service desk to buy gift certificates, and as i sit my fat ass down in the chair i hear...

"RIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP!!!"

i calmly looked at her and said (deadpan) :

"hmmm...i just ripped my pants"

being the nice old lady she was, she was like "oh dear that's awful!"

i replied "not so much awful as it is funny".

THIS. IS. SO. FREAKIN'. HOT! seriously, i could just spit. i'm the only manager on duty so i can't really leave....AND, we're having that walk through from the board of directors (as previously noted in my last post). AH HA HA HA!!! i can't help but laugh....and take pictures:



now i know what it feels like to be Paris Hilton.

please feel free to insert jokes now...