"The Call Is Coming From Inside The House"

Now, I know that it's healthy for everybody to have an interest, or a hobby of sorts. But when is that hobby crossing the line? There is this woman that I work with, and the other night she spent thirty dollars playing one of those dumb crane machines (I apologize, there is no reason for me to name call an inanimate object just because of the actions of one person).  She actually spent thirty dollars...THIRTY DOLLARS!!! I suppose she did get 16 stuffed animals in return for her 2 hours of blood sweat and tears...

I MEAN REALLY!

I shouldn't judge other people for what they do with their money (seeing as I made some questionable purchases myself the other night), but what the hell is a married 29 year old woman going to do with 16 stuffed animals?....SIXTEEN!...THIRTY DOLLARS!!!!  

 geeze. 

"This Is Glorious"..."Uh, There's Nothing There"

Last night I made the trek all the way up to Central City to go see Big Bad Voodoo Daddy with my Big Bad Voodo Daddy (My Pop's). It was cold and raining and it was standing room only, but it was amazing. The band was flawless and  the energy in the "venue" was insane. I think that was about half of the reason the show was good, the other half was spending some time with my dad. It's not very often that a guy can go to a concert (or something like that) with his dad and both of you are totally into it. It was fun to see my dad rockin' out to "the big bad voodoo sounds" and i was right there along with him...swingin' away. I've been humming BBVD songs all morning and I am in such a great mood today. A good concert will do that to ya', but so will rockin' out with your dad.

Dad...you're one cool dude.


pic: www.BBVD.com

That's a Totally Different Oprah
 
I've been having neck pain...dunno what that's all about.
 
AND...
 
I've been having nightmares. I haven't had nightmares in a really long time, since i was a kid actually, and they've been really weird too. In one my sister drove us over a cliff in her mini van and all i kept trying to do is put on my seat belt. Like that's gonna help. In another I was about to be killed by vampires, and in last night's i was delivering a truck to southeastern colorado and we were pulled over by by some native american medicine man and his wife and i turned around and he took her away all screaming (it was dark and very Blair Witch) and then he turned invisible and started beating me to death.
 
Weird huh?

"How Can Something Sarong Be So Right?"  
 
Ah-Ha! so with more improvements, bloggy time can be more fun...with pictures.   The first is a favorite of mine, a little pic-o-rama of me in Haiti: 

 

HA! I'm Eating A Piggy

So see...it's not that hard to find. you just need a dictionary...geeze.

and speaking of dictionary related things here are a few definitions we've all been aching to know:

Milk Shake:
1) noun - A drink consisting of milk and Icecream.
2) slang - A woman's body and the way she carries it.

"Ahh shoot cuz, did you see that chick's milkshake? I mean, the way she was walking with that booty shakin' was so off the hizzy"


Wardrobe Malfunction:
1)A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.
2)Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

fo' shizzle my nizzle:
"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo'sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

gayed:
adverb: an object that has been acted upon and taken the characteristics of a homosexual male.

"That queer totally gayed out his honda civic. We should dong slap him into the ground"

dong slap:
The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

"Nguyen slapped me with his dong."

(all brought to you by the very lovely folks @ UrbanDictionary.com)

"If It Doesn't Have Nacho Cheese On It, Then It's Just Not Worth Eating"

No original thoughts today, but you do get this:

David Lettermen's top 10 on Friday 7/2
George W Bush's top 10 complaints about Fahrenheit 9/11....
10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball

"It Smells Like Wet Cardboard, Right?"

So I decided to add a new feature up in here (or "up in herr", if you're from da hood), anyone can now add comments to my posts. That's right...ANYONE!

So if you find the need to elaborate on my mundane-ness...feel free.

Everyone Here Is Invited Over For Breakfast, At My Place

I'm normally not all political but i grabbed this:

"To get some perspective, here are some real-life comparisons about what $87 billion means:

$87 Billion is enough to pay the 3.3 million people who have lost jobs under George W. Bush $26,363.00 each! The unemployment benefits extension passed by Congress at the beginning of this year provides zero benefits to workers who exhausted their regular, state unemployment benefits and cannot find work [Source: Center on Budget and Policy Priorities].

$87 Billion is more than double the total amount the government spends on Homeland Security. The U.S. spends about $36 billion on homeland security. Yet, Sen. Warren Rudman (R- N.H.) wrote, America will fall approximately $98 .4 billion short of meeting critical emergency responder needs for homeland security without a funding increase. [Source: Council on Foreign Relations].

$87 Billion is 87 times the amount the Federal Government spends on After School Programs. George W. Bush proposed a budget that reduces the $1 billion for after-school programs to $600 million cutting off about 475,000 children from the program. [Source: The Republican dominated House Appropriations Committee].

$87 Billion is more that 10 times what the Government spends on all environmental Protection. The Bush administration requested just $7.6 billion for the entire Environmental Protection Agency. This included a 32 percent cut to water quality grants, a 6 percent reduction in enforcement staff, and a 50 percent cut to land acquisition and conservation. [Source: Natural Resources Defense Council].

There you go. In black and white. A few million of you will receive this letter. Please share the above with at least a half-dozen people today and tomorrow. I, like you, do not want to see another approval rating over 50 percent.

Yours,
Michael Moore
Filmmaker"


P.S.-Oh yeah the word Cankle still makes me laugh