7.08.2004

"If It Doesn't Have Nacho Cheese On It, Then It's Just Not Worth Eating"

No original thoughts today, but you do get this:

David Lettermen's top 10 on Friday 7/2
George W Bush's top 10 complaints about Fahrenheit 9/11....
10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball

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