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So see...it's not that hard to find. you just need a dictionary...geeze.

and speaking of dictionary related things here are a few definitions we've all been aching to know:

Milk Shake:
1) noun - A drink consisting of milk and Icecream.
2) slang - A woman's body and the way she carries it.

"Ahh shoot cuz, did you see that chick's milkshake? I mean, the way she was walking with that booty shakin' was so off the hizzy"


Wardrobe Malfunction:
1)A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.
2)Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

fo' shizzle my nizzle:
"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo'sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

gayed:
adverb: an object that has been acted upon and taken the characteristics of a homosexual male.

"That queer totally gayed out his honda civic. We should dong slap him into the ground"

dong slap:
The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

"Nguyen slapped me with his dong."

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