That's a Totally Different Oprah
 
I've been having neck pain...dunno what that's all about.
 
AND...
 
I've been having nightmares. I haven't had nightmares in a really long time, since i was a kid actually, and they've been really weird too. In one my sister drove us over a cliff in her mini van and all i kept trying to do is put on my seat belt. Like that's gonna help. In another I was about to be killed by vampires, and in last night's i was delivering a truck to southeastern colorado and we were pulled over by by some native american medicine man and his wife and i turned around and he took her away all screaming (it was dark and very Blair Witch) and then he turned invisible and started beating me to death.
 
Weird huh?