"It's the Swivel Foot Heel Kick Action That's Hot, Y'all"

um, i guess i forgot to say it. so merry christmas and stuff.

chrismas was pretty low key, just how i like it. spent the afternoon at my mom and dad's. ate some food, opened the presents then it was off to work. we weren't too busy at work that night...monday, however, sucked. no, really...it sucked hardcore. come to think of it so has the rest of the week. everyone has decided to see narnia all of a sudden. eh, no biggie though and we could use the business.

so is it just me or is the new greeting card text messages on the cell phones? i got a ton on christmas day, it was nutty. sorry if i didn't reply back to y'all, as you may know i have sprint and my sprint phone is NOT text friendly. i guess it is easier than mailing out cards and stuff.

i have no plans for new years eve, well..that's a lie actually i do. i'll be at work. normally i don't do anything for NYE anyway, but this year i have some relatives coming into town and it would have been fun to party...er, "party" with them. ah well.

i'll be heading out to michigan in a couple of weeks. i'm a little nervous, it's all becoming so real now. i guess i just need to be really positive about this and get the ball rolling.

tonight (hopefully) i'll be starting work on my new tattoo. i''m going to half sleeve out one arm (maybe sleeve) so i'll keep y'all posted on that. alrighty, gotta get to work.

hugs and kisses y'all!

"Shhhhhhhh..."

alrighty then...well it looks like school's all over for me. i'm all done and graduated. i got through all my exams (and trust me, one of them was a doozie) with sorta' flying colors. i could have done better on a couple of them but it's all good. now i just need to set up my exit interview and get my degree and i'm out the door.

i'm looking for cheap airfare to michigan so i can go out there in a couple of weeks and sort out a living situation and all that good stuff. my plan is to move at the end of march/beginning of april. but i think that things may be pushed back to end of april/beginning of may. i have something going on at the end of april, and it'll be cheaper from me to be in denver at that time instead of detroit. and...it'll give me another month to save up some money. i dunno' we'll see what happens, as of right now i'm just trying to get through the holidays.

so there's this resturant that i love. and i never ever go there because the people i know don't like to go there. well, i went there last week with my boss and mikey from work and i realized, that at anytime, i can go there and eat...whenever i want. i know, dumb, huh? granted i know i'll be alone, but hey it'll give me time to catch up on some reading and stuff. and if that doesn't work out, there's always "hottie bartender". (and those of you who know...KNOW what i'm talking about) mmmmm, i'm lovin' it. OH! i checked when i was there, and there's one in Utica, Michigan. HORRAAYY!

in other news, it's fucking cold. that's right, i said it. what the hell, first of all it's all warm in november, then POW! it's winter all of a sudden. and not just any winter, it's like a north pole sort of winter...whatever.

did i mention that i'm broke? well, i am. and it's really really sucks. i don't know what happened, it's like i checked my bank account one day and i'm flat on my ass broke. so it's looks like it's going to be christmas on a budget.

(...ok, i just took a little break from typing and was looking at the Bucca website, and now i'm hungry. and it's 1:30 in the morning and there's nothing i can do about it. that sucks.)

OH yeah! so is it just me, or is everything going out of business? two stores in our shopping center are going out of business and they're not small stores by any means. Media Play and Mervyns are leaving us. they're both having big ol' going out of business sales, which suck if you ask me. but i'm sorry, if i'm going to get shit on sale, i want it ON SALE...i'll just wait till everything drops to 75-90% off. damn i'm cheap...or ghetto...i dunno', you pick.

ok, i'm off to dream about yummy delicious italian food, served up by a half naked hottie bartender. yummy.

"What a Scandalous Bitch."

hee hee...thus far may favorite quote i've read today.

"Yo, i'm a democrat too!!!! I think that war is retarded"
-some 19 year ol democrat girl who thinks war is retarded

Death toll = 13

"Colin Firth?...Or Maybe Thecond"

(i stole this from andy f, who stole it from everyone else)

The Soundtrack to My Life

1. Opening Credits: Opening Credits - Hybrid
2. Waking Up Scene: We Are All Made of Stars - Moby
3. Car Driving Scene: Chemical Bounce - The Chemical Brothers
4. High School Flashback Scene: Poison - BBD
5. Nostalgic Scene: Silly Love Songs - Paul McCartney and Wings
6. Bitter, Angry Scene: Pluto - Bjork
7. Break-up Scene: Something I Can Never Have - Nine Inch Nails
8. Regret Scene: Nobody's Fault But My Own - Beck
9. Drug/Party/Bar Scene: Music Selector is the Soul Reflector - Dee Lite
10. Sad, Breakdown scene: And All That Could Have Been - Nine Inch Nails
11. Funeral Scene: Don't Fade Away - Dead Can Dance
12. Mellow Scene: Woodstock - Joni Mitchell
13. Dreaming About Someone Scene: Fine Day - Opus III
14. Sex Scene: Bedtime Story - Madonna
15. Contemplation Scene: Me and My Charms - Kristen Hersh
16. Happy Love Scene: Everything (Sacred mix) - Sarah Washington
17. Friend Scene: Take Your Momma Out - Scissor Sisters
18. Closing Credits: Return to Oz - Scissor Sisters

CD AVAILABLE SOON THROUGH WHAM-O RECORDS!

Current Death Toll = 12

"We've Got Meeses In Our Peeces!"

um...yeah,ok.

so, um... in our neighborhood for the past 3 winters we've had this problem becuase of all the landscaping changes over at the golf course across the street...

mice.

yeah, i know! seems it's so bad 'round this time of year you can't find mouse traps at the grocery store by my house. our problem has been pretty much localized to under the dishwasher the past 2 years.

not this year.

they're everywhere! it's like a frickin' alfred hitchcock movie. and it's gross. my sister is having a nervous breakdown (again) because she equates mice with a "filthy" house. which we don't have. and if that was the case the whole neighborhood would be "filthy". AND....we figured out where they're coming from. we were getting the christmas stuff out of the storage area off the utility room in the basement. it's the only part of the basement that's not finished, my brother-in-law moved a box in the corner and there was this HUGE pile of dirt in the corner. DIRT!...DIRT!!! the little bastards came THROUGH THE CEMENT FOUNDATION OF OUR HOUSE!!!

can you believe it?! neither can we!

needless to say we're all really grossed out. i want to boil everything i own in bleach. EEEWW! we find a big box that has (had) some papers in it and they were all shredded up (lovely), and as were were moving the papers from the box to a garbage bag. 3 MICE START JUMPING ALL OVER THE BOX TRYING TO ESCAPE! AAAAAHGHGH! EEW EEEW EEEW EEEEW. my bro-in-law grabs a bbq fork from a box and just starts stabbing repeatedly into the box, skewering papers and mice like a fucking gladiator...

it was bloody, it was nasty...it was awsome!

ugh. traps have been set mice have been caught and disposed of, but....my story get's better...

last night, when i got home. maddie. my dog. caught a mouse in the laundry room! AAAGHGHGH ICK, ICK, ICK!! i know she killed it cause it was twitching when she put it down, but thank god she didn't break skin cause there was no blood. as grossed out as i was, i had to tell her she was a good girl and stuff...then she wanted to give me kisses....um, no, really. i wanted to figure out a way to rinse her mouth out with listeriene, but i don't think that would have been successful. oh gross!

looks like it's time to call an exterminator.

death toll to date = 9

"what would martha do?..."

innocently enough a customer walks up to the service desk to buy gift certificates, and as i sit my fat ass down in the chair i hear...

"RIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP!!!"

i calmly looked at her and said (deadpan) :

"hmmm...i just ripped my pants"

being the nice old lady she was, she was like "oh dear that's awful!"

i replied "not so much awful as it is funny".

THIS. IS. SO. FREAKIN'. HOT! seriously, i could just spit. i'm the only manager on duty so i can't really leave....AND, we're having that walk through from the board of directors (as previously noted in my last post). AH HA HA HA!!! i can't help but laugh....and take pictures:



now i know what it feels like to be Paris Hilton.

please feel free to insert jokes now...

"Did you even take your underwear off...?"

i slept in today. oops. and of all days. i was supposed to pick up one of my employees AND we're having a walk through from the board of directors...my bad. well at least i was scheduled to be here 3 hours before we opened up shop today, and i was only an hour late. i blame my bed, really i do. after years of not having one i bought my self a down comforter...and a down feather bed...and my folks gave me their fluffy down pillows...and i got myself a new duvet and sheet set which are like a zillion thread count. now my bed's like this little oasis of warmth in a troubled, troubled world. but the damned thing just keeps me so comfy i just want to sleep my life away. :sigh:

george dubya is supposed to be in town today. it seems he's appearing at a fundraising luncheon for that bitch marilyn musgrave. (that's right, i said it) what's up with that? doesn't he have better things to do these days? i mean, you know, with war and destruction and economic problems we're having. no, no, no...he should take some time out of his busy schedule to have some brie en cruit with a bunch of stuffy self rightious assholes down at the brown.
"high tea george?"
"party on marilyn!!"
why doesn't he get his ass back to some REAL work and leave the celebrity appearances to paris hilton. they're estimating that his appearance could help her raise up to $300,000 dollars for her petty little cause. our pal marilyn's runnin' a little scared these days because they (whomever "they" are) saying that she's one of the most vulnerable folks up on cap hill. serves the bitch right, and yes, i am in a position to say that. really, all this hag did to get ass into her office in the first place is to chummy up with the religious "right" and kiss some jesus lovin', bible thumpin asses. it's such a sham. i hate her.

yes, i said it...HATE.

"Rent Rent Rent Rent Rent, RentRentRentRentRentRentRentRentRent!!!"

allrighty, no red bull tonight. however, i'm not normally one to go to St*rbucks (or any other coffee/retail outlet place come to think of it), but i am all about their chai eggnog latte. mmmm...it's a little piece of heaven in a cup, really.

been poking about on some other bloggy-blogs of some people i know and it's really interesting for me to see how politically savvy everyone is these days (which is good). farewell to the days of partying and irresponsibility and HELLOOO to the days of social consciousness. it's just like the dawning of the age of aquarius, except without all the flowers and bellbottoms. wars are being waged, and i don't mean Iraq. there's just so much happening that it's hard to sort out sides, who's against who? which party is right and which party is wrong? who's cause is just and who's is trite? is it really ok to wear white after labor day?! it just never seems to end.

there's been this big ol' fist in the air, fight the man, rise up fervor going around like a bad cold. like i said i think that this is a good thing, but...it's only here. and by "here", i mean on the internet. isn't it kooky? is it the safety of the internet that we find comfort in? or, is it the total anonymity? i mean, there's this safety of voicing your opinion in a forum where no one can retaliate. we all have comment sections on our blogs, BUT...we can choose to ignore them. in fact, we can straight up delete them. wouldn't that be nice? if someone were to be in a public forum voicing their opinion, and they can weed out who can respond and who can ask questions and filter out the questions so that only the one's that justify their views make it through, and....

....oh wait. i think that's been done already.

but that's sorta' my point, right? whatever happened to a good old fashioned in your face, balls to the walls, no holds barred debate?! on the internet, it's so easy to log in, and spew your "truth" from the safety of your own bedroom (and if only your readers REALLY knew what went on in your bedrooms), with no consequence or counter point.

there's this thing that i truly believe. years ago, we only had the print media to get our news from. it was a trusted source. then came radio, and news reels before saturday matinees. then television, and cable...cnn, yummy, right? these sources were trusted to be fair, non-biased...well, "trusted". we came to believe what we read, what we heard and what we saw as the TRUTH. it's how we formed our own opinions, our communities, our culture...our beliefs. it was our window to the world, and dan rather was our tour guide. and then...the internet rolled along. and lo' and behold, everyone with a hard drive and a phone line had a voice. so now everyone with a piece of real estate on the w.w.w. could put forth unto man kind what they felt was their version of the truth. and we, falling into old habits, are still compelled to believe everything that we read MUST BE TRUE. c'mon, it's true. you do it, so do i, we ALL do it. "well, i read it on the internet, so it MUST be true". right?

what i suppose i'm getting at is that we can't believe EVERYTHING that we read, hell...i don't even know if i totally believe what i'm writing right now. but we need to be careful. who knows if what we're reading is coming from some 10 year old kid or some fucker over at *********.com. the internet is shrouded, it's too impersonal. we need a face, and our actions speak much louder than our blogs. to my bloggy brethren...don't stop, keep doing what you're doing. speak your truth, but do it everywhere. do it at work, do it at school, do it at church, do it at home, do it on the street, do it without restraint. put a face to your voice, put a spirit to your truth. be present and LIVE your truth. only then, and ONLY THEN can our voices unite and we can be heard and seen and it's ONLY THEN that the walls can come down, and our revolution will truly have meaning.

"My Redbull Just Kicked In...LET'S RUN TO THE MALL!"

seriously i gotta' lay off the redbull, it's just that i'bought some the other day to give me a kick start for my black friday shopping gig and now it's just staring at me in the fridge. what the hell else am i supposed to do, right? but i drank the last one today when i got into work, and now i'm crashing.

i reintroduced maddie to her kong. she loves that thing, it's like doggie heroin. i swear to god if i see her out on the street turnin' tricks for kong i'm gonna have to stage an intervention.

so i've been the neglectful bloggy parent again, but let me give you a rundown of my past 8 weeks...work, school, work, school, work, school, school, work, school, work, work, school, work, work, school, school, school, work, school

you get the point, right?

i'm trying to remember all the shit that's happened in the past few months, but sometimes i can barely remember my name so if i left out some stuff, please...do forgive me.

letsee. saw nin. that kicked ass. alot. met up with bob, justin, cristal, miki, matt and pam(olive) in the super special spiral line. we heard the soundcheck which was neat-o and got let in before the public. i felt like an ass, sorta, acting all important (we all were). but fuck it, like the shampoo commercial said...i could because i'm worth it. and the show was good, but you know that.
hey! here's some pics:











here we are a'waitin for the show to start, hey, there's justin in the back!











Miki and Bob right before NIN came out.

um, what else? oh! I'm almost done with school, which is good. everybody keeps saying "oh, that was fast"...really? not for me. but the good news is i have 4 weeks left. i still have to take the CRAP exam (yes, that's what it's called) and the national exam, so i'm not looking forward to that. i'm glad i'm done, i have worked pretty hard for it too. and i'll be paying for a long time too...damn student loans.

i'm moving. to michigan, that should be interesting. and cold. but i don't think it'll be forever, i'm going to try and end up in atlanta sometime within 5 years.

alright i'm tired, still workin' off my turkey hangover. when i remember more i'll post again.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR THIS FROM ME!.....


snooty rich david is almost practically engaged! they're looking at rings, and nobody's supposed to know....

....oops, my bad.


i hope her family is rich enough.

"..And By The Time She Wants To Get Back Together With You, You'll Be Neck High In The Pussy..."

so Sake brings up a good point today:

what's up with all these gansta' rapper's being inspired by the movie Scarface. if you really think about it there aren't many, if in fact ANY black people in it...isn't that be the same as New Jack City inspiring Country Music?

just a thought.

"That Lady Is So 'me love you long time'."











(me, nicole and lisa)

"I Just Think That He's One Dance Away From Putting Roofies In Your Drink"

Andy and Nicole tied the old knot today.



it was a very nice ceremony and the reception was quite nice as well. the food was really good, prine rib and pasta, can't go wrong there. actually, come to think about it...they could have served mac and cheese and fried bologna and i would have loved it.

anyway, it was beautiful and i'm happy for them.

"ZZZZzzzzzzz...."

i'm so sleepy.

i think it may have something to do with this damn virus that i have.

oh yeah, i didn't tell you.

so last tuesday i was on my way to pick up mr. lix and nia for the DEVO concert. sadly, i ended up layed out on lix's sofa for the entire night while they went to the concert. (actually i was in his restroom most of the time) it seems that i picked up a nasty little stomach bug from one of the kids. lil' bastards. and a bad one it is.

it's been about a week and i'm still not feeling well. i actually slept all day today. literally. all day.

i'm wating for the fallout to see who i managed to get sick.

i have no appitite and i'm starting to feel ill again.

please stop the ride, i'd like to get off please.

"...and so I'm supposed to give her two bucks because she put her boobies on my head?!"

bachelor party,
friends,
good times,
drinking,
cliche boobies,
staggering,
denny's,
pancakes,
sleepy.














mikey, jeremy, kenny(in back), andy and joe

OH MY GOD!!!!

i heard the funniest fucking thing today....

GHONNA-SYPHA-HERP-L-AIDS.

aaaaahhhhhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!

i think i just peed a little

"...That Mother Fu#*er Gave Me Crabs!"

summer is coming to an end and i don't really have much to show for it. ok, that's a lie now that i think about it.

what i did this summer by djphatkat:

I went to the coachella music festival to see NIN, Bauhaus, New Order, M.I.A. and the Chemical Brothers.

I got into a car accident coming home from the airport the day after that

I saw NIN again the day after that

I went to a water park for the first time in 18 years

I saw Stomp

I got a car

I thought my dog was pregnant

I saw a bunch of concerts for free

I was in a wedding

I watched my Dad beat cancer

I'm wearing contacts again

I watched my Uncle beat cancer

I realized i can't stand someone

I didn't really see any movies

I broke my dvd player

I got invited to Chicago

I pissed off a friend

I discovered a new comic

yeah i guess i did do some stuff.

the end.

"Apparently, If You Eat Too Much Of It, It Turns Your Poop Blue"

ok,ok,ok...so i don't know all the big words and i can't recite passages from really big books and i couldn't really begin to fathom what superstring theory is all about. so what the hell?

(btw-this is more on my revalation about me being boring and stuff)

i don't think that to get through this life, and really that's all what we're doing right now, one needs to be the most genius of all the smarties out there or intellectualize with the best of the philosophers in the world. but i do think we have to live up to our potential. our god given potential, right? we all can't be stephen hawking or stephen king or, heck, even stephen baldwin. but the world wasn't meant to be full of ballerinas and astronauts, variety is the spice of life n'est pas? i remember a while back that i was hanging with a group of friends who were all...um, how do i put it?..."enlightened". (and believe you me, i put that in quotes and italics for a reason)

you know who they are, these were the types of people who had a bar-b-q's and then sat around talking about the best way to grill tofu and whose was the most organic. the same people who went to see a concert for free and then made fun of all the "consumers" buying concert t shirts. ladies and gentlemen, these are the folks who didn't talk to me for two days because i didn't go protest the circus with them...

i'm sorry, i like cotton candy and elephants.

anyway, i didn't like being around these people because they made me feel bad. they made me feel bad because i wasn't as good as they were. somehow i was less of a person then they were, those fuckers.

that's right i said it! fuckers!!

how dare they make me feel like that. and the worst part of it is that they didn't even know that they were doing it. nope, not at all. zero. now i know that it's going to be easy to jump in right about now and say "hey! isn't this really your problem and aren't you just projecting your issues onto them?"

and the answer is, yes...it is.

but i'll get back to that in a minute. the thing is, is that these people were so caught up, for lack of better words, judging people for all the harms and disservices to humanity that they somehow...elevated themselves above the rest of us. they actually thought that they were better than everybody else. go ahead you can say it..."fuckers".

that leads me to my rant for the day:
so i have these people that i associate with online, which is cool, right? but i found that since i'm not all "gigabite, RAM RAM hard-drive, ISP server MP3 ipod, ipod, ipod. blog blogger backup file!!! LOL, ROTFLMAO, BRB!!!" (computer geek speak) i'm just not cool enough for them anymore. to this i say to them:

F.U.!

let them stick that in their hard drive and like it!

so it looks like i've been shunned by the geeks of the world and i actually have the nerve to be offended by it. what the hell is that all about? i've given too much power in the wrong places, i suppose that i like(d) these people for the right reasons and because i'm not exaclty like them i've given myself a complex. how dare i, right? and how dare them.

so here's my resolution (listen close cause i'm directing it to you and you know who you are) - i'l like you , care for you and love you no mater what, and that's good enough for me. as for you liking me, i don't care.

ALL TOGETHER NOW - FUCKERS!!

KICK. ASS!

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"It Burns! IT BURNS!!!"

so, i'll admit that i'm a forgetful person, really i am. but i don't remember drinking down a bottle of broken glass and Drano last night.

good lord my throat is killing me.

i've been sucking down hot tea with lemon and honey all morning. i LOVE celestial seasonings Echinacea Complete Care Tea, it's like sucking down a big ol cup of Vics VapoRub. MMMMM!

I'm really over this virus that 's going around town, everybody's had it for weeks and weeks.

germs suck.

Well...Of Course.



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"It Smells...Like Big Foot's Dick"

i finally saw Anchorman last night. holy shit, it's one of the funniest things i've seen in a long, long time.

btw-i don't know what's up with my recent craving of fajitas and margaritas. i'm just in a feista-mexicano mood or something.

on the coachella news front-
heard from my (bombass) cousin lynn out in CA and she's going to the festival on sunday, so if the madhatter punks out i'll have someone to hangout with on one of the days. the good times just keep getting good-er and good-er!! Meanwhile (at the hall of the superbest friends)-thinking about visiting the dry sauna on a daily basis at the gym to start acclimating myself to the dry desert heat. you don't know....it could work.

"Good Times!!!"

tickets have been purchased and good times will be had!!!

I bought my tickets to the Coachella Music Festival yesterday and i'm about to piss my pants, really.

i have my tix...AND i just happen to have family in Indio. i talked to my cousin Don yesterday and he graciously offered me accomidations at his home, which is conveniently a 5 minute walk from the Empire Polo Fields where the festival is being held. so i don't have to worry about driving, parking or a place to rest my sweet head.

Kick. Ass.!

tix and a place to stay could it get any better?

yes.

I found round trip air fare from Denver International to Onterio for 175 bucks!!

SWEET!

seriously....i can't wait. Nine Inch Nails is headlining the second night. AND...Bauhaus is playing the first night.

BAUHAUS, PEOPLE!!!!

(god, i'm such a geek!)

"Racial Slurs Can Be Fun!"

today at work Bob, Neubert and myself decided that we were going to come up with racial slurs for eachother. these are the accepted names you may call me:

Casino
Yanni
Yerd
or
Butterfingers

HA!

we've decided to call Bob either Puckhead or Scheister; and Neub's is now known as Perogi, IROC and my personal favorite...Kraftwerk.

See, sometimes racisim brings people together!!!

"And Then, I Got Hit In the Head With a Tetherball, It Sucked!"

so here i am 31 years old and in school, with "adults". but i swear it's like elemtary school all over again. so in my bodywork classes we get on the tables and well....do bodywork. and wouldn't it just be my damn luck that there is an uneven amount of people in each class?! so right before we go to the tables, i'm all wandering about looking for a partner.

HOW F##KING SAD IS THAT?!

oh my God it' so funny, i could just spit. for real it's green gables elemetary school (home of the fighting leprachauns) and it's 1982 all over again.

"i'll take steven"
"ok, we'll take jenny"
"then we get shauna"
"we'll take tim"
"um....."
"uh...."
"ok, we'll take the girl in the iron lung, and you get sonny"
"DAMN!"

i think i'm going to go home and have my mom make me some powdered dounut pancake suprise.

I Couldn't Pass This One Up:

Damn Straight!!!


You rule. in 15 years, you won't be as known as you
are now, but most of the people that will know
you then will like you (or else I'll beat them
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"I Was Such A Teenage Girl I Practically Had My First Period Right There!"

so the scissor sisters concert was last night.

it was so dreamy. for real.

i can say that it was, literally, the best concert i've ever been to. (not counting Madonna, cause that was different) i totally got my ass rocked off. i love them so much.

i'm thinking maybe the next time they tour the states i'll follow them in an old VW bus and call myself a "scissor-head" and instead of hemp bracelets and pot brownies i can sell imitation louis vitton bags, feather boas and eclairs spiked with ecstasy out of the back of my van to support myself.

i'll have to start working on that.

"who's yo' babbydaddy?!!!"


OH! and BY THE WAY - to the person(s) who licked every single one of my mints at work and then proceeded to put them back in the tin....YOU'LL GET YOURS!!!!!

BOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

"I Thought The Dude Was Joking, Until I saw His Face"

I was all sad 'cause my chai tea had gone cold.

then

i realized i could just put ice in it and have an Iced Chai.

then

i was happy again.

moral of the story: I'm so easily satisfied it's really, REALLY sad.

"We Fled The World With Smiles and Clenching Jaws"

Yes it's true the Patchwork Girl has indeed come to cinch the deal....

I can't take it! I have this one class on tuesdays that's basically 9 hours of lecture, granted, we have breaks and stuff but it's 9 hours long and it's f&*%ing boring as all hell.

9 HOURS!

i think i've been given the big blow off (and NOT in a good way either). Things were, i thought, going pleasant...then *poof*. the funny thing is that i'm not at all, like, upset or devastated. hmmm, just when you think you're getting to know someone. OH WELL, as Lisa Lisa once sang:

"que sera, que sera"

and she sang it so beautifully.

just read that an online buddy's boyfriend's dad passed away over the holidays, that's sad. we have enough death in the world , especially now, so the last thing we need is our friends and mentors and loved ones and parents leaving us too.

A-train, my heart goes out to you and your man.

...speaking of which i've been thinking of friends past lately, a lot. i really miss some of them. one in particular:

"Cause I'd give everything I have

Forget all the things that bring me joy

If you could have one day

Pure and simple happiness

Until that moment comes

I'll be here where I've always been

I'm gonna be your friend

Until the day I die"

-Scissor Sisters

"There's Something About Pulled Meat That Gets My Juices Flowin' "

What is is about bbq pork? really? all shredded like and in a sandwich? it's probably as good as sex (if memory serves me) i swear it's the best...really

have you ever felt bad when you get food from a resturant with someone and what they got was just AWFUL and yours is yummy delicious?

yeah, me neither.

ticket has been purchased...7 days and counting!!! let the scissor-feista begin!!!!

(even my bbq pork sammich burps taste good)

DID YOU KNOW?:
that they mostly come at night...mostly?

"And By 'Last Night', I Really Meant 'Today' "

OOOOHHH IT'S BEEN A LONG TIIIIME NOWWWW!!!!!

i'm so sorry, and i sincerely say that to all my fan of this blog...all one of you.

to make up for lost time i'll try and make this interesting.

i have a really sick obsession, i do...and i'm not sure if it's healthy or not. i've become obsessed with the band Scissor Sisters. and not in a Teen Beat sorta way, i think it's borderline stalking, but i can't help it. i can't seem to get enough of them, i want to know everything about them, love them, touch them, be friends with them....i want to be a scissor sister.

there i've said it.

but if you my dear reader look into the depths of the phenom that is "la scister", how could you not fall under their mystical-magical-harmonious-fabulous spell? i dare anyone to not want to swallow up anybody who has been called "Hall and Oats on Ecstacy"...I DARE YOU!

So...how are you? great.:

Things are going quite well here, really. the holidays were pleasant and joyous and low key and quiet. you know, just how i like things. OH and bowling league is over, and our team came in like 7th in the league...now, now before you start your thunderous applause i do have to tell you that i think the only way we accomplished that is we all had REALLY high handicaps, (if that can tell you how much we totally sucked)...ok...now you can applaud.

in other news:

it looks like courtney and cinnabuns got a place together...i'm so happy for them, really i am.
hopefully, soon, they can make sweet sweet love down by the fire!